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THE ANCHOVIES ROLL-CALL.

Postby Bible-tan » 25 Apr 2015, 06:47

LAST PLACE IN THE TOURNEY, FIRST PLACE IN YOUR HEARTS.
THIS IS HOW ANCHOVIES ROLL-CALL STARTS
WITH MEENA ON MIC AND THE 'CHOVIES ON STAGE
PRESS "START" TO PLAY.

WHEN I WALK UP IN THE ROOM, ALL THEM LUNAR START CONDENSIN'
SHRINKIN' IN FEAR 'BOUT THE WAY THAT I'M FENCIN'
6:00 AM SUNGLASSES, YEAH I'M SPORTIN' EM
BEATIN' ALL THE BR'S AND STRAIGHT DEPORTIN' 'EM.

NAME'S "SWING": S-W-I-N-G
YOU AIN'T EVER SEEN THE LIKES OF ME
TOO PINK TO HANDLE - MY TINY SHORTS ARE ILL:
HIT YOU WITH A CRASHBOMB AND STEAL YOUR KILL.

WHO'S NEXT?
I.D. YOURSELF.
I AIN'T HAD COFFEE AND I REFUSE TO SHELF
THIS RAP 'CAUSE I'M ALREADY INVESTED.
AND I REFUSE TO BE BESTED.

ONE DOWN, LIKE *fabulous*' TWELVE MORE TO GO.
MOBI'S UP NEXT ON THE MEENA-RAP SHOW
WITH THE 1-2-3:
BENDIN' KINNIS AND THE BLOODS OVER THE SAME KNEE
SPICK-SPANK YOU.
MAKE YOU SAY 'THANK YOU'.
ROLLIN' DEEP WITH GRAM SPLENDOR TO STRAIGHT-UP SHANK YOU.
MODERATELY FLOOFY, LEAVE YOU FEELIN' GOOFY
LEAVE YOU PISSED, CONCUSSED AND DEAD,
SAYIN' " 0/10 HOW DO I EVEN -RANK- YOU?"

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANNA GO NEXT,
YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND, I AIN'T AT MY BEST
THIS COFFEE'S HALF-FULL, AND I'M TRYING TO DRINK IT.
SAY A NAME TO GO NEXT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA THINK IT.

NETKO? NETKO - ALWAYS ON THE OTHER TEAM.
LIKE HE'S WORKIN' DAIRY WITH ALL THE FACES HE CREAMS.
WHILE YOU'RE ADMIRIN' HIS GUFF
HE'S GOT A FIST UP IN YOUR STUFF,
KNUCKLE-DEEP IN YOUR SPLEEN LIKE SOME BRUCE LEE SNUFF
OH, YOU WERE LAGGIN'?
I DON'T MEAN TO BE BRAGGIN'
BUT THE WAY I BEAT THAT *amazing* WAS CROUCHIN' NETKO HIDDEN DRAGON.

I ALREADY DROPPED MY NAME:
I'M NETKO YA'LL
AND GET-UMPT'S MY GAME.

SAILIN' THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN' SAIYAN
JEANNE IN HAND, GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES PRAYIN'
FOR DEATH - AND YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA COME
EN-GARDE MOTHERFUCKER, GOT YOU UNDER MY THUMB.

IT'S KAI: SPELLED K-A-I.
I'M THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF
BEFORE YOU DIE
BASKET HILT RAPIER LIKE SOME STRAIGHT FRENCH BARON
STICK-STICK-STAB GOES THE PAIN' I'M SHARING.

WHO'S NEXT?
I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER CUP
OF COFFEE SO I CAN FINISH THIS *silly* UP
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN MEANIN' TO FOR WEEKS
BUT THERE'S TEARS UPON MY CHEEKS
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKIN' MAD HOURS FOR A MONTH OR SO.

IAN: THAT'S 'I' TO THE 'A-N'.
CAN'T REALLY TELL IF I'M FOE OR FRIEND
WITH THE WAY I'M PULLIN' ACES, AND PUTTIN' 'EM IN YOUR FACES
EVEN IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDLIST, I'M BRINGIN' THE END.

MF-AR2.
ASSAULT RIFLE SKILLS,
CREEPIN' INVISIBLE LIKE A MARINE, COMIN' IN FOR THE KILL.
MY BARREL'S GETTIN' HOT WITH ALL THE LEAD I'M POURIN'
RELOAD, RINSE, REPEAT - WHILE YOU'RE DEAD, I'M SNORIN'.

I'VE FINISHED A LYRIC ABOUT OUR FAVORITE MEXICANA
ANOTHER VOLUNTEER FOR SOME ANCHOVIES DRAMA?

GONNA GO BACON FOX, THEN KITTEN.
WITH THE LYRICS THAT I'M SPITTIN'
THE SHOW GOES ON, I CAN HEAR IT IN MY SKULL.
I'M MEENA - CALL ME BUTTER 'CAUSE I'M ON A ROLL.

WHAT'S GOT A STRONG-MAN'S CHEST AND A LICENSE TO THRILL?
PUNCTUATE MY TRIPLE-BACON SANDWICH WITH SOME RAGING GRACE SKILL.
THE BUFF-ASS KITSUNE, DO YOU EVEN NEED AN GREETING?
I'M NUVOE - YOU CAN TELL BY ALL THE BACON I'M EATING.

THE HONEST BARA-FOX - I DON'T TELL LIES.
BODIES AND BARA-BEATDOWN AS I RULE THE BLUE SKIES.
*beautiful* CALL ME 'SAM' - BECAUSE I'M SO ANTI-AIR.
THAT'S "SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE," BUT I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE
'CAUSE YOU'RE LOSIN' - GETTIN' BEAT REAL BAD.
I'M HIGH-ALTITUDE CRUISIN' WHILE YOU *beautiful* ABOUT LAG

YOU CAN HATE ON MY FUZZINESS, BUT YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BESTED
NUVOE: *beautiful* AND TOTALLY SCRUB-TESTED.

SMELLS LIKE POFFINS AND CAT-NIP UP IN THIS *beautiful*,
KITTEN'S UP NEXT - YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE RICH
LIKE A FLAKE BAR, OR SOME FROU-FROU DESSERT.
ZWEI GLANS IN HAND, 'CAUSE I'M BRINGIN' THE HURT.

TRIGGER ONE, TRIGGER TWO - BOTH OPERATING.
SPITTIN' PLASMA AND SHOCKS WHILE THE OTHER TEAM'S HATIN'.
WAS THAT TOO MANY SPECIALS? YOUR BAR'S FULLER THAN MINE?
SKITTY USED SWAGGER - BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

MEGUKA BLUE - CALL ME THE 'ABSENTEE'.
STRAIGHT ALLOCATIN' ASSETS YOUR LOCAL REMI.
LIKE A BANKER I SUPPLEMENT 'CHOVIES FROM AFAR
HERE'S SOME GOLD-RANK ACCESSORIES - CAN I HELP YOU FINANCE A CAR?

I'M ROTO - YOU AIN'T GOT *silly* ON THIS
SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE WHILE I CONNECT WITH MY FIST
GREEN HAIR WHIPPIN' AND BULLET NOTES HOT
WELCOME TO AVYON - YOU'RE GONNA GET GOT.

MY HAIR AND YOUR FACE - ARE BOTH OF 'EM GREEN?
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE ENVY I'VE SEEN.
SPENT SHELLS AND DROPPED LYRICS LITTER THE ROOM
DROPPIN' FROM THE SKY WITH A HELD SPECIAL,
THE UNBLOCKABLE BOOM.

ROTORBLADE OUT, BLAZE UP NEXT.
I'M DROPPIN' WICKED VOODOO LYRICS; TRY NOT TO GET HEXED.

WHAT'S GOT TWO BRAIDS, TWO PADS, AND A SINGLE RAPIER?
IT'S BLAZE, MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU KNOW THAT I'M HERE
'CAUSE THE ROOM JUST GOT 30% MORE FRENCH-MAID.
LACY STOCKINGS SO FANCY THAT YOU'D THINK I GET PAID.

GIVE YOU A QUICK STAB, THEN I'LL TREAT YOU FOR YOUR PUNCTURE
NURSE SCHOOL AND JEANNE-JABBIN' IN THE SAME JUNCTURE.
IS YOUR CONNECTION SHITTY - OR AM I JUST FREEZIN' TIME?
REMI'S UP NEXT IN THIS ANCHOVIES RHYME.

IF YOU KEEP ON SWEARING, I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT IT.
YOU'RE OFFENDING MY NOBLE EARS, SWALLOW YOUR RETORT IT
WON'T DO ANY GOOD, I'M THE VAMPIRE QUEEN.
LEAVE YOU PALE AND ANEMIC, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I MEANT I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD.
WAS THAT ALREADY IMPLIED?
YOU GOT PAST MY MAID, BUT YOU'VE ALREADY DIED.
I'M USUALLY IN MEGA, BUT I'LL STILL BRING THE PAIN
BLED DRY, CAST ASIDE - REMI'S THE NAME.

ACCESSORY SO STYLISH YOU CAN'T TELL THAT I WEAR IT,
DROP KICK YOU, GRIP YOU, TURN YOU INTO A CARROT.
CALL MY SIXTY-CENT, 'CAUSE MY NAME'S SIXDIME
I EXPEND 100% EFFORT 0% OF THE TIME.

FOLLOW THE ORANGE RABBIT,
WAIT, DON'T, YOU'LL LOSE
ONE KICK, TWO KICKS, 'TILL YOU'RE BLACK AND BLUE
MAD AS A MARCH HARE - SO LET'S GET HOPPIN'
SIXDIME ROLLIN' HOT AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN'.

TEA CUPS, TEA BAGS, MILK TEA IN A CUP
WHEN *beautiful* SEE MY EARS, ALL THE ARMS GO UP
EVERYONE WANTS TO HOLLA WHEN I ENTER THE HOUSE
HARD TO DISTINGUISH BUT I'M A RAT, NOT A MOUSE

ONLY DRINKIN' TEA WHEN I KNOW IT'S TOP SHELF,
NO LOVE FOR THE 'CHOVIES 'CAUSE IT'S ALL FOR MYSELF
I'M ONI - SHORT FOR ONIGIRI
TALKIN' SO QUIET ON THE MIC, YOU CAN BARELY EVEN HEAR ME.

WHEN I'M NOT SIPPIN' TEA, I'M GETTIN' STOMPED BY SIX
DODGIN' HATE LEFT AND RIGHT WITH MY DARJEELING FIX.

I THINK THIS ABOUT CLOSES THE ANCHOVIES RAP
I'M MINNOW - MINNOW OUT.
THAT'S A WRAP.

OH *silly* - FORGOT KIN.
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
BLUE HIPS, 'YOTE LIPS, NAKED FURRY SKIN.
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM LET 'EM HEAR IT
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT HE CAN SPEAR IT
OR FRISBEE A WARBLER AT IT, GONNA NET YOU A WIN.

NOW THAT OFFICIALLY CLOSES THE ANCHOVIES RAP.
AGAIN, I'M MINNOW, AND ALSO DONE WITH THIS CRAP.
PEACE.
Bible-tan
 
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Re: THE ANCHOVIES ROLL-CALL.

Postby Swing » 25 Apr 2015, 07:02

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